It used to be that I had a page here with a form on it, and you could fill in a message and your email address, and the page would send me an email, from my address, to my address. Then I got lots of spam. Messages telling me that they could increase my site's commercial traffic, get more hits, get more sales.
I'm not looking for sales, thank you — I'm looking for dick.
So, instead of the form, I'm inviting you to send a normal email from your choice of app. I'm not going to publish it directly here — I suspect that web bots would still crawl the site looking for stuff that is an obvious email address. However, if you sent to mxtress at the same domain as this site, I'd receive.
That way, if you're the kind of internet user that doesn't have any accounts on social media (kinky or vanilla) but you have an email address, you can still message me.
And here is a fake email address for the web-bots to waste their CPU runtime on: